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پنجشنبه 10 بهمن 1392 :: نویسنده : ranger pedram

ه آبادانیه تو بیابون گم میشه و هی میگفته: آب...آب...آب....مردم...مردم

بعد یه ساعت آب پیدا میکنه دستشو خیس میکنه میزنه به موهاش میگه: آخیش داشتم میمردم ها تیپم داشت خراب میشد!؟

 

 

چراغعلی داشته یه نفر رو مثل سگ میزده و هی کمک میخواسته ، بهش میگن:

تو که داری میزنش چرا کمک میخوای ، میگه: آخه گفته اگه بلند شم مثل سگ میزنمت!؟

 

 

 

از یه یارو می پرسن اسمت چیه 

میگه:sun of god between two water of original

گفتن: یعنی چی؟

گفت: شمس الله میاندوآبی اصل

 

 

چراغعلی امتحان رانندگی میداده از آیین نامه ازش می پرسن میگن:

یه نیسان ، یه آمبولانس ،یه دوچرخه

به ترتیب کدوم حق تقدم دارن؟

میگه:اول نیسان بعد آمبولانس بعد دوچرخه.

افسره میگه: دقت کن ، یه بار دیگه ازت سئوال میکنم.

میگه: ها فهمیدم آمبولانس بعد دوچرخه.

افسره میگه: پس نیسان چی؟

چراغعلی میگه : نیسان که همون اول رفت!؟





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