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سه شنبه 6 بهمن 1394 :: نویسنده : ranger pedram

یارو ﻣﯿﺮﻩ ﻣﻬﻤﻮﻧﯽ
ﻧﺎﻫﺎﺭ ﺑﻬﺶ ﻛﺮﻓﺲ ﻣﯿﺪﻥ
ﺷﺎﻡ ﺍﺳﻔﻨﺎﺝ
ﻓﺮﺩﺍﺵ ﺻﺒﺤﺎﻧﻪ ﻫﻢ
ﺑﻬﺶ ﻧﻮﻥ ﻭ ﺳﺒﺰﻯ ﻣﯿﺪﻥ !!
ﻣﯿﮕﻪ : ﻧﺎﻫﺎﺭ ﭼﯿﺰﻯ ﺩﺭﺳﺖ ﻧﻜﻨﯿﺪ ﺧﻮﺩﻡ ﻣﯿﺮﻡ ﻣﯿﭽﺮﻡ قهر

ما اینقدر فقیریم که 20 ساله هروقت دست زدم به سیب زمینی سرخ کرده
مامانم گفت دست نزن کمه
یعنی تا الان یه بارم اندازه نبوده 

ﺗﻮ ﺧﻮﻧﻪ ﻯ ﺷﻤﺎﻡ ﻳﻪ ﻛﻴﻒ ﻗﺪﻳﻤﻰ ﻭ ﺩﺍﻏﻮﻥ ﻫﺴﺖ
ﻛﻪ ﻫﻤﻪ ﻯ ﻣﺪﺍﺭﻙ ﻣﻬﻢ ﻭ ﺳﻨﺪﺍ ﺭﻭ ﺗﻮﺵ ﻣﻴﺬﺍﺭﻳﻦ؟!
ﻻﻣﺼﺐ ﺗﺠﺰﯾﻪ ﻧﺎﭘﺬﯾﺮﻩ !!!

ﻣﻦ ﺗﻮ ﺑﭽﮕﯽ ﺑﯿﺸﺘﺮ ﺍﺯ ﺍﯾﻨﮑﻪ ﺍﺯ ﮔﻢ ﺷﺪﻥ ﺑﺘﺮﺳﻢ
ﺍﺯ ﭘﯿﺪﺍﺷﺪﻥ ﻣﯿﺘﺮﺳﯿﺪﻡ
ﭼﻮﻥ ﻭﻗﺘﯽ ﭘﯿﺪﺍﻡ ﻣﯿﮑﺮﺩﻥ ﻃﻮﺭﯼ ﻣﯿﺰﺩﻧﻢ ﮐﻪ …!
ﺁﻗﺎ ﻭﻟﺶ ﮐﻦ ﺑﻐﺾ ﺭﺍﻩ ﮔﻠﻮﻣﻮ ﺑﺴﺖ !!!

ﺗﻮ ﺧﺎﺭﺝ :
ﻋﺰﯾﺰﻡ ﻣﯿﺘﻮﻧﻢ ﭼﻨﺪﻟﺤﻈﻪ ﺑﯿﺎﻡ ﺗﻮ ﺍﺗﺎﻗﺖ ؟
ﺗﻮ ﺍﯾﺮﺍﻥ :
ﺑﻌﺪﺍﺯﺍﯾﻨﮑﻪ ﯾﻪ ﻟﮕﺪ ﺑﻪ ﺩﺭ ﻣﯿﺰﻧﻦ ﻣﯿﮕﻦ :
ﮐﺮﻩ ﺧﺮ … ﭼﻪ ﻏﻠﻄﯽ ﻣﯽ ﮐﺮﺩﯼ ﺩﺭﻭ ﺑﺴﺘﻪ ﺑﻮﺩﯼ !؟؟ عصبانی


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نوع مطلب : جک، اس ام اس، آخه فک و فامیله که داریم؟، 
برچسب ها : جوک جدید، sms jadid، جوک خنده دار، جوک باحال،
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سه شنبه 6 بهمن 1394 04:40 ب.ظ
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سه شنبه 6 بهمن 1394 01:31 ب.ظ
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